There must be an analogy here, somewhere.

Sarah Palin, in probably one of her more pressing duties of the day, visited a turkey farm to "pardon" one lucky bird, then went on to brainlessly babble on in yet another interview. Honestly, I didn't really hear a regurgitated word she said. Once again, I was transfixed by the ongoing train wreck that is Sarah Palin.

People, you cannot make this stuff up.